Tiffany Haddish decided to get even after discovering her ex had cheated — and she didn’t hold back.
The comedian and actress revealed that she defecated in her then-boyfriend’s shoe during the Thursday (January 29) episode of Raven-Symoné and Miranda Maday’s Tea Time podcast. Making the situation even worse, Haddish said the cheating happened on her birthday.
Around the 10-minute mark of the episode, the Girls Trip star said her former partner had “spiritually” taken a dump on her “soul,” which led her to plan her revenge while in his bathroom.
“I brought the shoe right up to my booty hole and then I kind of sat on top of the toilet,” she explained. “His shoe was big enough to cover the whole width of the seat. So I brought the shoe right up to it and then kind of sat down a little bit on the seat and then it all happened.”
Haddish took things even further, revealing that she poured some of her excrement into her ex’s other shoe and shook it toward the toe so he wouldn’t notice it right away.
“And then got the baby wipes, wiped off the edges and the inner sole,” she added.
Maday then asked if Haddish was friends with Amber Heard, who was accused of defecating in her ex Johnny Depp’s bed — an allegation that surfaced during his 2022 defamation trial. “No, see that’s nasty. She did it on the bed,” Haddish replied.
Explaining her motive, Haddish said the man cheated on her birthday and was caught on tape. She denied that the ex was rapper Common, though she joked that he “had a common name.”
“But no, this was my terrible twos,” Haddish said, adding, “If it happened in my thirties or forties I would have responded differently.”
Haddish may be done with cheating drama altogether. Last year, she committed to herself by marrying herself during a self-love ceremony featured on her reality travel series Tiffany Haddish Goes Off.
